Sam.


(Source: shadow-moses-incident, via living-withnoo-regrets)

piratequeenintraining:

College students only have 2 levels of stress:

1) I don’t give a fuck

2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS

There is no in between.

(via living-withnoo-regrets)

auroraborealispeterson:

nickyrads:

2000ish:

WORK THA UPDO.

Classic

Ooooh my god

(Source: kristenwiiggle, via 182firstdatesuno8dos)

fostertheppl:

kill the idea that small boobs aren’t good boobs

(via 182firstdatesuno8dos)

oliveweed:

 

oliveweed:

 

(Source: orionfalls)

(Source: in-alderaan-places, via 182firstdatesuno8dos)

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

gnarly:

trendingly:

More Animals Stuck In Things That Don’t Seem To Care

(via sex-thrill)

nbconline:

fatwink:

a straight guy who’s blunt is cool but a gay guy who’s blunt is sassy and that just annoys me

I read this 20 times thinking it was talking about weed

(via suxtosuk)

teapayne:

you never know!

(via suxtosuk)

literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

literallyrad:

THIS IS JACKSON ROD STUART HOPPING MY WAY TO HISTORY

(via blooodorange)

(Source: kellyycakess, via evolutional)

(Source: graysonsdick, via blooodorange)

(Source: mkeverydays, via blooodorange)

(Source: sonrisa-aa, via blooodorange)

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